Lil Butts Mini cigarette figurines mystery minis

Random cigarette butt figurines with personality. Each Butt is different, so many different styles to collect and small enough to have a large collection without having to add on a room to your house to display them.

Each one is between 1-3 inches with little magnets in their butts to help them stand on a metal display plate. 
Finally all the fun of smoking without all that smokin, stinkin, and chemo.
That’s right these cancer sticks won’t give you cancer, but they might make you smile. 
(smiles not guaranteed, we said might.) 

I smile once n a while. I’m not saying it’s from these little butts, but I’m not saying it’s not. I bet if y’all start buying them I’ll start smiling, and making someone smile should make anyone smile.
Especially if you’re normally an asshole always pissing people off. Wouldn’t it be nice to make someone smile for once? Yes it would trust me.

I know being a dick gets you laid, but there’s more to life than just getting laid. sometimes you gotta stimulate the economy by picking up a hobby. Especially once you’re in your late 30s. They start wanting it more and you’ll want it less. Then start hiding in the garage working on projects and finding reasons to leave the house cuz you and your penis are just tired. You chased them for 20 years trying everything to get em in the sack and they didn’t want to, simply because you did. Now you don’t and they do cuz they’re women and if it makes sense it’s gotta go. It’s all about nonsense incense, leopard prints and making men tense.  So why not  start collecting some nonsense to show your grandkids one day. Kids love little trinkets and teens love smokes, and everyone loves butts. 

So if you like collecting shit, why not collect these guys. They’re priced so low and take up so little space there’s no reason not to try and collect them all.
And keep an eye out for rare surprises randomly inserted in the occasional order to make the hunt more exciting. 

let’s work together to make this the next trend chosen by the people not the man. Idk who he is, but I don’t think he’s got our best interests in mind. He doesn’t even know what mine are, no one does. 
what we do know is these lil butts want to move in with you and make you smile for a lil while .